That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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