remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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