if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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