Pappa wants mamma naked
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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