dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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