i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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