If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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