Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
whose parrot is this?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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