of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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