I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It all started with a game of naked twister.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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