you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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