I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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