I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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