is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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