one two three fourrrrnication!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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