i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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