Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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