no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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