there was a trapeze. enough said
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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