Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Randomize
