you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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