the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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