Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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