Tell her she can't have a vagina
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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