it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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