I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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