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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger

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• (310): View more from California

  The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector

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