You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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