You can't special order awesome
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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