didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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