should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We are all done wearing pants today
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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