If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just want nice things and good sex
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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