BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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