he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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