Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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