she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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