i wish my penis had a tongue
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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