sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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