Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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