Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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