sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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