let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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