Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
