do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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