if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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