Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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