just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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