People with herpes should wear stickers.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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