whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
