my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I am one with the molecules
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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