Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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