OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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