problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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