some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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