Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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