frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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