OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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