Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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