i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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